There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
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I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
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People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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