I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
My vagina just clenched in fear
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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