Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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