real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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