I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Please, let me fuck your mom
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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