I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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