I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
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$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
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They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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