I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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