I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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