Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
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he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
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YO. MCGRIDDLES.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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