I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
babies were throwing up all over the place
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
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i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
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Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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