Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
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We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
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I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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