So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
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But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
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Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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