ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
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we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
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Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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