Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
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I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
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Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.