They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
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so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
sex in a hospital.. check
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
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Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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