We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
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