Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
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I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
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I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
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