She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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