I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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