i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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