we made out on top of his cat.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
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What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
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No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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