Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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