I want you more than these girls want KFC
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
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Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
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He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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