so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
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I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
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My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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