you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
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My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
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Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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