She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
