Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
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Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
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I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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