No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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