Pappa wants mamma naked
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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