you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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