she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
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It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
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