i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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