theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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