I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
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It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
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He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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