Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
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Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
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next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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