Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
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Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
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COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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