i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
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I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
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We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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