I would go down on you faster than GM stock
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Randomize
