For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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