i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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