Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
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He called his prostate his "boner button".
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
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You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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