You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
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Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
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Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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