It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
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Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
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His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.