The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
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just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
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The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
we should paint friendship bongs
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