You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
23 Bisexuals Confess The Biggest Differences Between Dating People Of Each Sex
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
These 25 Ruthless Teachers Embarrassed Their Students
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.