Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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