maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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