I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
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I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
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I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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