No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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