there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
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lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
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WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
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