I want to stick my p in your. b.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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