So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
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Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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