return my video game
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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