walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
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It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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