i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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